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Alice Donadel, known by her stage name Alice Dona, is a French singer and songwriter. She was born to an Italian father from Veneto and a French mother, both musicians.
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Elena Vladimirovna Susova, known professionally as Varvara, is a Russian ethno-pop singer.
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Germonville is a commune in the Meurthe-et-Moselle department in north-eastern France.
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