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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}
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Gator Growl is a student-run pep rally at the University of Florida, founded in 1924. It is produced by Florida Blue Key with artists funded by Student Government Productions, and marks the culmination of Homecoming Week at the university.
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