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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
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{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
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The Simony Act 1588 is an act of the Parliament of England that stipulates penalties for simony, an offence under the ecclesiastical law of the Church of England.
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