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Guilherme Ferreira Pinto Basto was a Portuguese all-round sportsman and entrepreneur. He is considered to have been the pioneer of both football and tennis in Portugal, playing in the first recorded football match and winning the national tennis championships on nine occasions.
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Community School of Naples (CSN), is an independent, college preparatory day school in Naples, Florida. The school enrolls more than 800 students on 77 acres campus with 24 buildings.
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